HAPPY-TIZERS
G.O.A.T. STIX bread sticks & goat cheese marinara13
MOZZARELLA BREAD STIX served with marinara14
POTATO SKINS pulled pork, bacon bits, cheddar, green onions, tomato, sour cream & bbq honey mustard10
HUMMUS PLATE kalamata olives, sun-dried tomatoes, feta, veggie stix & pita13
JALAPEÑO HOMIES cream cheese, bacon, cheddar, tomato & bbq sauce9
ELOTE DIP chihuahua cheese, cream cheese, corn, jalapeños & pico de gallo14
CHIPS & GUAC12
CHIPS & SALSA5
PULLED PORK NACHOS cheddar, pico de gallo, black bean corn salsa, sour cream & guac20
BURRATA figs, sun-dried tomato pesto, basil, balsamic drizzle & crostini14
WHIPPED FETA honey, pistachios, pita & crostini14
CHARCUTERIE BOARD trio of meats, cheeses & spreads, with crostini, pretzel sticks & crackers20
WINGS buffalo or bbq, available boneless16
*These items are served raw, undercooked, cooked to order, or contain raw or undercooked ingredients. These items are cooked to order. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness
SALADS & SOUPS
add chicken for $4, make it a wrap for $1
CALI mixed greens, cotija cheese, corn, quinoa, avocado, cilantro, pico de gallo, tortilla strips, lime & italian vinaigrette14
KALE CASHEW kale, cabbage, cashews, wontons & zesty ginger cashew vinaigrette14
CAESAR romaine, croutons, parmesan & caesar dressing+ Blackened Chicken & Sun-Dried Tomatoes - 411
CRISPY CHICKEN iceberg, crispy chicken, pico de gallo, corn, cheddar cheese, avocado, tortilla strips & chipotle dressing18
OLD TOWN kale, roasted corn, cavatappi pasta, red onions, jalapeño, feta, tortilla strips & chipotle dressing14
CHICKEN & LIME SOUP8
CREAMY TOMATO SOUP8
CREAMY POTATO SOUP8
*These items are served raw, undercooked, cooked to order, or contain raw or undercooked ingredients. These items are cooked to order. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness
NOT PIZZA
AHI TUNA POKE BOWL sticky rice, edamame, avocado, green onion, yum yum sauce, chili crunch & crispy wontons18
BIG HAPPY grilled with onions, american cheese, lettuce, 1000 island dressing, dill pickles & fries18
GRILLED CHEESE served with creamy tomato soup17
CHICKEN TENDERS BBQ honey mustard & chipotle aioli16
TAQUITOS pulled pork, potatoes, cheddar, pico de gallo, sour cream & guac17
CHICKEN PESTO SANDWICH focaccia bread, pesto, white american cheese, arugula, sun-dried tomato, fries.17
*These items are served raw, undercooked, cooked to order, or contain raw or undercooked ingredients. These items are cooked to order. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness
SWEET TREATS
TRIFECTA choose between fruity pebble (gf) , cocoa pebble (gf), and Krispy cake batter ice cream sandwiches.single 6Try all 3 flavors 15
DESSERT BOARD bite size trifecta, cookie dough bites, gummy bears & m&m'sSmall 25Large 40
COOKIE SKILLET topped with a scoop of ice cream & sprinkles15
S'MORES SKILLET graham cracker, chocolate & marshmallow, topped with a scoop of ice cream15
COOKIE DOUGH BITE eggless cookie dough rolled in oreo crumbles & sprinkles2.50
*These items are served raw, undercooked, cooked to order, or contain raw or undercooked ingredients. These items are cooked to order. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness
BRUNCH
available sat & sun until 3:30p
DRINKS
MIMOSA decent sparkles and good juice12
MIMOSA SERVICE a whole damn bottle of giuliana prosecco with a side of oj or grapefruit juice38
BLOODY voted as one of chicago's best14
HANGOVER ICED COFFEE cold-brew coffee from the tap with vanilla vodka and rum cream, topped with a donut - make it pumpkin spice for $115
BOTTOMLESS MIMOSAS
available until 2p on fri & sat and 12p on sun (2 hours per person) for $35. choose your juice: oj or grapefruit
FOOD
available sat-sun until 3:30p
BREAKFAST 'ZA* 14" tavern style 'za topped with cracked eggs, bacon, cheddar, & black pepper26
GETTIN' FIGGY WITH IT 14" tavern style 'za topped with goat cheese & fig jelly on our garlic & olive oil base24
TOMATO BAGEL 'ZA 'za topped with heirloom tomatoes, mozzarella provolone, ricotta, basil, everything seasoning, garlic & oil base *add egg for an additional chargesmall 16large 28tavern 28party 37
BUILD YOUR OWN BREAKFAST 'ZA* add egg to any 'za
BREAKFAST BOWL* fried eggs, cheesy potatoes with peppers & onions, avocado, & pico de gallo, served with bacon & mini quesadillas16
BREAKFAST TACOS* egg whites, bacon, cheddar & pico. served with tortilla chips, salsa & guac14
AVOCADO TOAST* our house avocado smash, topped with goat cheese & sunny-side up egg, served with arugula salad12
BREAKFAST BURRITO* potatoes, bacon, fried egg, cheddar & mozz, green chilis, pico de gallo, & sour cream, served with chips salsa & guac16
BREAKFAST SANDWICH* cheddar, over-medium egg, canadian bacon, bacon strips, avocado, crispy onions, served with tots & ketchup15
CHICKEN & WAFFLE served with honey butter & maple syrup18
MONKEY BREAD with a sugar cinnamon glaze11
*these items are cooked to order. consuming raw or undercooked eggs may increase your risk of foodborne-illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions
DRINKS
SEASONAL COCKTAILS
🎄CHAI-TOWN HOTTIE vanilla chai tea, whiskey, jim beam fire, simple syrup, rumchata & a cinnamon stick15
🎄SANTA'S SPRITZ aperol, prosecco & a pomegranate juice ornament float15
🎄YULE MULE titos vodka, lime, cranberry & ginger beer15
🎄DOUGH HO HO dough ball whiskey, cold brew, simple, bitters & a chocolate chip cookie16
🎄POLAR ESPRESSO MARTINI our grey goose espresso martini all dressed up for the season15
🎄 JINGLE JUICE vodka, aperol, lemon, demerara, & watermelon red bull15
COCKTAILS
select pitchers available for $45
THE UMBRELLA steigl grapefruit & vodka14
PINK FLAMINGO tequila, pomegranate, lime, soda & jalapeño14
BIG ASS LEMONADE 32oz of vodka & pink lemonade20
APEROL SPRITZ giuliana prosecco, aperol & soda15
TRAILER PARK QUEEN prosecco, st germain & a lemon twist15
PARADISE SPRITZ prosecco, aperol, grapefruit & soda15
DIRTY, LIKE YOUR MOM grey goose vodka & olive juice15
FEELIN' CUTE strawberry vodka, pomegranate, sparkling lemonade & lemon15
TRASHY TEA sweet tea & deep eddy lemon airplane bottle15
BAD BLOOD dos hombres Mezcal, tequila, lime, blood orange16
MULE titos vodka, lime, orange bitters & ginger14
DIXIE CUP bourbon, mint, orange, cherry, bitters & demerara sugar15
BOOZE-FREE
GINGER BABY non-alcoholic seedlip grove, lemon, agave, mint, ginger beer11
SPICY NOT-SO-RITA seedlip garden 108, pineapple juice, lime, agave & jalapeño11
COS-NO non-alcoholic seedlip grove, oj, cranberry syrup & lime11
HOT AND UN-BOTHERED non-alcoholic seedlip spice, jalapeño, cilantro, cucumber & lime11
HEINEKEN 0.06
ATHLETIC HAZY IPA6
FOR A GOOD TIME
🎄WRECK THE HALLS SHOT apple cider, cinnamon whiskey, vodka & honey9
🎄TIPSY TREE 20 wreck the halls ornament shots on a decorative tree149
CLAWBONG you won't regret it7
CHICAGO HANDSHAKE old style & malort8
BOTTOMLESS MIMOSAS available until 2p on fri & sat and 12p on sun (2 hours per person) for $35. choose your juice: oj or grapefruit35
DRAFTS
BUD LIGHT6
MILLER LITE6
COORS LIGHT6
HAPPY WHEAT6
🎄 GREAT LAKES CHRISTMAS ALE9
GOOSE ISLAND NEON BEER HUG IPA7
GOOSE ISLAND 3127
STELLA ARTOIS7
REVOLUTION COLD TOWN LAGER7
LAGUNITAS IPA7
VOODOO RANGER JUICY HAZE IPA8
3 FLOYDS GUMBALLHEAD9
BELLS TWO HEARTED7
HALF ACRE PONY PILSNER7
MAPLEWOOD SON OF JUICE9
KONA BIG WAVE7
ALLAGASH WHITE9
SEATTLE CIDER8
CANS 'N BOTS
CORONA LIGHT6
MODELO TALL BOY6
GUINNESS9
MILLER HIGH LIFE5
MICHELOB ULTRA6
OLD STYLE TALL BOY5
DAISY CUTTER7
STIEGL RADLER7
TOO TURNT TEA7
SIPPIN' PRETTY FRUITED SOUR7
HAPPY DAD FRUIT PUNCH SELTZER8
MAMITAS SELTZER8
NÜTRL SELTZER pineapple & watermelon8
HIGH NOON SELTZER peach & mango8
WHITE CLAW SELTZER black cherry8
WINE
available in a glass, carafe or bottle
SIMI CHARDONNAYGlass 13Carafe 26Bottle 44
POST & BEAM CABERNETGlass 16Carafe 32Bottle 60
NAPA VALLEY CABERNETGlass 15Carafe 30Bottle 55
BELLE GLOS PINOT NOIRGlass 16Carafe 32Bottle 60
YOU PRETTY ROSÉGlass 11Carafe 22Bottle 36
PROSECCOGlass 13Carafe 26Bottle 44
KIM CRAWFORD SAUV BLANCGlass 12Carafe 24Bottle 38
RIFF PINOT GRIGIOGlass 12Carafe 24Bottle 38
VEUVE CLICQUOTBottle 125
PIZZA
Our pizza is available two ways: classic original crust - crispy outside, chewy inside; Our famous tavern style - extra thin & crispy crust & square cut. All pizzas can be made on gluten-free crust (+$3)
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PEPPERONIpepperoni & marinara small15 tavern26 large27 party35
BBQ CHICKENpepperoni, blackened chicken, bacon, red onions, cheddar & bbq sauce small17 tavern30 large31 party39
TONYprosciutto, spinach, caramelized onion, sun-dried tomatoes, balsamic, goat cheese & cream cheese small17 tavern30 large31 party39
CURTpepperoni, italian sausage, mushrooms & marinara small16 tavern28 large29 party37
HAWAIIANcanadian bacon, pineapple & marinara small16 tavern28 large29 party37
NADENEcupped pepperoni, ricotta, basil, hot honey & marinara small17 tavern30 large31 party39
CHEESEmozzarella, provolone, parmesan & marinara small14 tavern24 large25 party31
LINDAspinach, roasted red peppers, red onions, mushrooms, oregano, feta, parmesan, garlic & olive oil small16 tavern28 large29 party37
LANCEartichoke hearts, kalamata olives, spinach, sun-dried tomatoes, roasted garlic, feta, garlic & olive oil small16 tavern28 large29 party37
MIKEitalian sausage, sun-dried tomatoes, red onions, parmesan, spinach-ricotta sauce small17 tavern30 large31 party39
STREET CORNroasted corn, cotija cheese, cilantro, avocado crema, cream cheese, mini tajin bottle small16 tavern28 large29 party37
CHICKEN PESTOroasted chicken, caramelized onions, sun-dried tomatoes, shaved parmesan small17 tavern30 large31 party39
CHICKEN RANCHroasted chicken, bacon, diced tomato, red onions, parsley, cheddar & ranch small17 tavern30 large31 party39
GREGblackened chicken, pepperoni, jalapeños, sour cream, tomato, green onions, cheddar & cream cheese small17 tavern30 large31 party39
BUFFALO CHICKENbuffalo chicken, celery, carrots, gorgonzola, buffalo sauce, garlic & oil, with a side of ranch & blue cheese small17 tavern30 large31 party39
GETTIN FIGGY WITH IT14" tavern style 'za topped with mozz/prov, goat cheese & fig jelly on our garlic & olive oil base 24
BUILD YOUR OWN
substitutions: we can make any small pizza crust gluten-free (& vegan) for $3
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PICK A SAUCE:marinara, spinach/ricotta, bbq, cream cheese, or ranch small14 tavern24 large25 party31
ADD TOPPINGS:pick any topping from the menu
BUILD YOUR OWN 'ZA
small14tavern24large25party31substitutions: we can make any small pizza crust gluten-free (& vegan) for $3
PICK A SAUCE:
marinara, spinach/ricotta, bbq, cream cheese, or ranch
ADD TOPPINGS:
pick any topping from the menu
ask your server about building your own 'za