HAPPY-TIZERS
G.O.A.T. STIX bread sticks & goat cheese marinara13

MOZZARELLA BREAD STIX served with marinara sauce14

JALAPEÑO HOMIES cream cheese, bacon, cheddar, tomato & bbq sauce9

WHIPPED FETA honey, pistachios, pita & crostini14

POTATO SKINS pulled pork, bacon, cheddar, green onions, tomato, sour cream & bbq honey mustard10

BURRATA seasonal fruit, sun-dried tomato pesto, basil, balsamic drizzle & crostinis14

PULLED PORK NACHOS cheddar, pico de gallo, black bean corn salsa, sour cream & guac20

HUMMUS PLATE our classic red red pepper hummus with kalamata olives, sun-dried tomatoes, feta, served with veggie stix & pita bread13

CHARCUTERIE BOARD trio of meats, cheeses & spreads, served with crostinis, pretzel sticks & crackers20

WINGS buffalo, bbq & sweet chili, available boneless15

CHIPS & GUAC12

CHIPS & SALSA5

ELOTE DIP chihuahua cheese, cream cheese, corn, jalapeños & pico de gallo14

*These items are served raw, undercooked, cooked to order, or contain raw or undercooked ingredients. These items are cooked to order. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness
SALADS & SOUPS
add chicken for $5, make it a wrap for $1
KALE CASHEW kale, cabbage, cashews, wontons & zesty ginger cashew vinaigrette14

CAESAR romaine, croutons, parmesan & caesar dressing+ blackened chicken & sun-dried tomatoes - 511

CALI mixed greens, cotija cheese, corn, quinoa, avocado, cilantro, pico de gallo, tortilla strips, lime & italian vinaigrette14

CRISPY CHICKEN iceberg, crispy chicken, pico de gallo, corn, cheddar, avocado, tortilla strips & chipotle dressing18

OLD TOWN kale, roasted corn, cavatappi pasta, red onions, jalapeño, feta, tortilla strips & chipotle dressing14

CHICKEN & LIME SOUP8

CREAMY TOMATO SOUP8

BAKED POTATO SOUP8

*These items are served raw, undercooked, cooked to order, or contain raw or undercooked ingredients. These items are cooked to order. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness
NOT PIZZA
AHI TUNA POKE BOWL sticky rice, edamame, avocado, green onion, carrots, sesame seeds, eel sauce, yum yum sauce, crispy wontons & a chili crunch18

BIG HAPPY BURGER double smash burger with american cheese, 1000 island, grilled onions, lettuce, dill pickles & fries18

BIG DIPPER our shareable grilled cheese served with creamy tomato soup17

CHICKEN PESTO SANDWICH focaccia bread, pesto, white american cheese, arugula, sun-dried tomato & fries17

CHICKEN TENDERS bbq honey mustard & chipotle aioli16

TAQUITOS pulled pork, potatoes, cheddar, pico de gallo, sour cream & guac17

*These items are served raw, undercooked, cooked to order, or contain raw or undercooked ingredients. These items are cooked to order. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness
SWEET TREATS
TRIFECTA choose between fruity pebble (gf) , cocoa pebble (gf), and Krispy cake batter ice cream sandwiches.single 6Try all 3 flavors 15

DESSERT BOARD bite size trifecta, cookie dough bites, gummy bears & m&m'sSmall 25Large 40

COOKIE SKILLET topped with a scoop of ice cream & sprinkles15

S'MORES SKILLET graham cracker, chocolate & marshmallow, topped with a scoop of ice cream15

COOKIE DOUGH BITE eggless cookie dough rolled in oreo crumbles & sprinkles2.50

*These items are served raw, undercooked, cooked to order, or contain raw or undercooked ingredients. These items are cooked to order. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness
DRINKS
SEASONAL COCKTAILS
🌼 HOT GIRL SUMMER vodka, aperol, lemon & watermelon red bull15
COCKTAILS
ESPRESSO MARTINI our take on a classic made with grey goose15
THE UMBRELLA stiegl grapefruit & vodka14
PINK FLAMINGO flecha azul blanco, pama, lime, soda & jalapeño14
BIG ASS LEMONADE 32oz of sparkling vodka lemonade20
DIRTY, LIKE YOUR MOM grey goose vodka & olive juice15
FEELIN' CUTE strawberry vodka, pama liqueur & sparkling lemonade15
TRASHY TEA sweet tea & deep eddy lemon airplane bottle15
BAD BLOOD dos hombres mezcal, tequila, lime, & blood orange16
MULE aspen vodka, lime, orange bitters & ginger beer14
DIXIE CUP four roses bourbon, mint, orange, cherry, bitters & demerara sugar15
APEROL SPRITZ15
TRAILER PARK QUEEN prosecco, st. germain & lemon15
PARADISE SPRITZ prosecco, aperol & grapefruit15
BOOZE-FREE
GINGER BABY seedlip grove, lemon, agave, mint, cucumber & ginger beer11

SPICY NOT-SO-RITA seedlip garden 108, pineapple, lime, agave & jalapeño11

HOT AND UN-BOTHERED seedlip spice, jalapeño, cilantro, cucumber & lime11

COS-NO seedlip grove, oj, cranberry & lime11

HEINEKEN 0.06
ATHLETIC HAZY IPA6
GRUVI SANGRIA11
GRUVI JUICY IPA6
DRAFTS
BUD LIGHT6
COORS LIGHT6
MILLER LITE6
HAPPY WHEAT6
LAGUNITAS IPA7
BELLS OBERON WHEAT ALE7
BELLS TWO HEARTED7
GOOSE ISLAND NEON BEER HUG7
GOOSE ISLAND 3127
STELLA ARTOIS7
REVOLUTION COLD TIME LAGER7
VOODOO RANGER JUICY HAZE IPA8
3 FLOYDS GUMBALLHEAD9
HALF ACRE PONY PILSNER7
SEATTLE CIDER8
MAPLEWOOD SON OF JUICE9
KONA BIG WAVE7
ALLAGASH WHITE9
BOTS & CANS
CORONA LIGHT7
MICHELOB ULTRA6
MILLER HIGH LIFE5
GUINNESS9
DAISY CUTTER7
OLD STYLE TALL BOY5
MODELO TALL BOY7
STIEGL GRAPEFRUIT RADLER7
SIPPIN' PRETTY FRUITED SOUR7
SELTZERS
WHITE CLAW BLACK CHERRY8
MAMITAS PALOMA8
HAPPY DAD FRUIT PUNCH8
HIGH NOON PEACH, MANGO, & PEACH ICED TEA8
NUTRL PINEAPPLE & WATERMELON8
WINE
available in a glass, carafe or bottle
SIMI CHARDONNAYglass 13carafe 26bottle 44
RIFF PINOT GRIGIOglass 12carafe 24bottle 38
KIM CRAWFORD SAUV BLANCglass 12carafe 24bottle 38
THREADCOUNT SAUV BLANCglass 12carafe 24bottle 38
NAPA VALLEY CABERNETglass 15carafe 30bottle 55
BELLE GLOS PINOT NOIRglass 16carafe 32bottle 60
BORGO DEI TRULLI ROSÉglass 11carafe 22bottle 36
PROSECCOglass 13carafe 22bottle 44
VEUVE CLICQUOTbottle 125
DOM PERIGNONbottle 350
FOR A GOOD TIME
RUBY RED BOMB ruby red grapefruit vodka & stiegl radler9
CLAWBONG don't ask, just do it7
CHICAGO HANDSHAKE old style & malort8
BRUNCH
available sat & sun until 3:30p
DRINKS
MIMOSA decent sparkles and good juice12
MIMOSA SERVICE a whole damn bottle of giuliana prosecco with a side of oj or grapefruit juice38
BLOODY MARY voted as one of chicago's best14
HANGOVER ICED COFFEE cold-brew coffee from the tap with vanilla vodka and rum cream, topped with a donut15
BOTTOMLESS MIMOSAS
available until 2p on fri & sat and 12p on sun (2 hours per person) for $35. choose your juice: oj or grapefruit
FOOD
available sat-sun until 3:30p
BREAKFAST 'ZA* 14" tavern style 'za topped with cracked eggs, bacon, cheddar, & black pepper26

GETTIN' FIGGY WITH IT 14" tavern style 'za topped with goat cheese & fig jelly on our garlic & olive oil base24

TOMATO BAGEL 'ZA 'za topped with heirloom tomatoes, mozzarella provolone, ricotta, basil, everything seasoning, garlic & oil base *add egg for an additional chargesmall 16large 28tavern 28party 37

BUILD YOUR OWN BREAKFAST 'ZA* add egg to any 'za for an additional charge
BREAKFAST BOWL* fried eggs, cheesy potatoes with peppers & onions, avocado, & pico de gallo, served with bacon & mini quesadillas16

BREAKFAST TACOS* egg whites, bacon, cheddar & pico. served with tortilla chips, salsa & guac14

AVOCADO TOAST* our house avocado smash, topped with goat cheese & sunny-side up egg, served with arugula salad12

BREAKFAST BURRITO* potatoes, bacon, fried egg, cheddar & mozz, green chilis, pico de gallo, & sour cream, served with chips salsa & guac16

BREAKFAST SANDWICH* cheddar, over-medium egg, canadian bacon, bacon strips, avocado, crispy onions, served with tots & ketchup15

CHICKEN & WAFFLE served with honey butter & maple syrup18

MONKEY BREAD with a sugar cinnamon glaze11

*these items are cooked to order. consuming raw or undercooked eggs may increase your risk of foodborne-illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions
PIZZA
Our pizza is available two ways: classic original crust - crispy outside, chewy inside; Our famous tavern style - extra thin & crispy crust & square cut. small pizzas can be made on gluten-free crust (+$3)
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CHEESEmozzarella, provolone, parmesan & marinara small14 tavern24 large25 party31
PEPPERONIpepperoni & marinara small15 tavern26 large27 party35
NADENEcupped pepperoni, ricotta, basil, hot honey & marinara small17 tavern30 large31 party39
BBQ CHICKENpepperoni, blackened chicken, bacon, red onions, cheddar & bbq sauce small17 tavern30 large31 party39
CURTpepperoni, sausage, mushrooms & marinara small16 tavern28 large29 party37
TONYprosciutto, spinach, caramelized onion, sun-dried tomatoes, balsamic, goat cheese & cream cheese small17 tavern30 large31 party39
HAWAIIANcanadian bacon, pineapple & marinara small16 tavern28 large29 party37
MIKEitalian sausage, sun-dried tomatoes, red onions, parmesan, spinach-ricotta sauce small17 tavern30 large31 party39
LINDAspinach, roasted red peppers, red onions, mushrooms, oregano, feta, parmesan, garlic & olive oil small16 tavern28 large29 party37
STREET CORNroasted corn, cotija cheese, cilantro, avocado crema, cream cheese, mini tajin bottle small16 tavern28 large29 party37
LANCEartichoke hearts, kalamata olives, spinach, sun-dried tomatoes, roasted garlic, feta, garlic & olive oil small16 tavern28 large29 party37
CHICKEN PESTOroasted chicken, caramelized onions, sun-dried tomatoes, shaved parmesan small17 tavern30 large31 party39
CHICKEN RANCHroasted chicken, bacon, diced tomato, red onions, parsley, cheddar & ranch small17 tavern30 large31 party39
GREGblackened chicken, pepperoni, jalapeños, sour cream, tomato, green onions, cheddar & cream cheese small17 tavern30 large31 party39
BUFFALO CHICKENbuffalo chicken, celery, carrots, gorgonzola, buffalo sauce, garlic & oil, with a side of ranch & blue cheese small17 tavern30 large31 party39
GETTIN FIGGY WITH IT14" tavern style 'za topped with mozz/prov, goat cheese & fig jam on our garlic & olive oil base tavern24
BUILD YOUR OWN
substitutions: we can make any small pizza crust gluten-free (& vegan) for $3
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PICK A SAUCE:marinara, spinach/ricotta, bbq, cream cheese, or ranch small14 tavern24 large25 party31
ADD TOPPINGS:pick any topping from the menu
BUILD YOUR OWN 'ZA
small14tavern24large25party31substitutions: we can make any small pizza crust gluten-free (& vegan) for $3

PICK A SAUCE:
marinara, spinach/ricotta, bbq, cream cheese, or ranch

ADD TOPPINGS:
pick any topping from the menu

ask your server about building your own 'za