HAPPYTIZERS
GOAT STIX bread sticks served with goat cheese marinara13
MOZZARELLA BREAD STIX served with marinara14
JALAPEÑO HOMIES cream cheese, bacon, cheddar, tomato & a side of BBQ sauce9
WHIPPED FETA topped with honey & pistachios, served with pita & crostini14
POTATO SKINS pulled pork, bacon bits, cheddar, green onions, diced romas, sour cream, & a side of BBQ honey mustard10
HUMMUS PLATE classic hummus with carrots, cucumber & pita bread13
BURRATA served with crostini, figs, sun-dried tomato pesto, basil & balsamic drizzle14
GIANT PRETZEL served with homemade cheese12
CHARCUTERIE BOARD trio of meats, cheeses & spreads, served with pretzel sticks, crackers & crostini20
CHIPS & SALSA5
CHIPS & GUAC12
ELOTE DIP chihuahua cheese, peppers, cream cheese, corn, jalapeños & pico de gallo served with chips14
PULLED PORK NACHOS cheddar, pico de gallo, black bean corn salsa, sour cream & guac20
*These items are served raw, undercooked, cooked to order, or contain raw or undercooked ingredients. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness
SALADS & SOUPS
add chicken for $4, make it a wrap for $1
CALI mixed greens, cotija cheese, corn, quinoa, avocado, cilantro, pico de gallo, tortilla strips, lime & italian vinaigrette14
CAESAR* romaine, croutons, parmesan & caesar dressing+ add blackened chicken & sun-dried tomatoes - 411
KALE CASHEW kale, cabbage, cashews, wontons, zesty ginger cashew vinaigrette14
MEDITERRANEAN kale, chickpeas, cucumber, pico de gallo, feta, kalamata olives, avocado, hummus & gorgonzola vinaigrette14
CRISPY CHICKEN iceberg, crispy chicken, pico de gallo, corn, cheddar cheese, avocado, tortilla strips & chipotle dressing18
WRIGLEY kale, roasted corn, cavatappi pasta, red onions, jalapeño, feta, tortilla strips & our chipotle dressing14
CHICKEN & LIME SOUP8
TOMATO SOUP8
BAKED POTATO SOUP8
*These items are served raw, undercooked, cooked to order, or contain raw or undercooked ingredients. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness
NOT PIZZA
AHI TUNA POKE BOWL* sticky rice, edamame, avocado, green onion, yum yum sauce with crispy wontons & a chili crunch.18
BIG HAPPY BURGER double smash burger with american cheese, 1000 island, griddle onions, shredded lettuce, dill pickle & fries18
WINGS buffalo or bbq, available boneless16
GRILLED CHEESE DIPPERS served with a side of tomato soup14
CHICKEN TENDERS BBQ honey mustard & chipotle aioli16
CHICKEN SANDWICH fried chicken breast, coleslaw, chipotle aioli, pickles, lettuce & fries18
CHICKEN PESTO SANDWICH focaccia bread, pesto, white american cheese, arugula & sun-dried tomatoes, served with fries17
*These items are served raw, undercooked, cooked to order, or contain raw or undercooked ingredients. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness
SWEET TREATS
TRIFECTA choose between fruity pebble, cocoa pebble (gf), and krispy cake batter (gf) ice cream sandwiches.single 6try all 3 flavors 15
DESSERT BOARD bite size trifecta, cookie dough bites, gummy bears & m&m'ssmall 25large 40
S'MORES SKILLET graham cracker, chocolate & marshmallow, topped with a scoop of ice cream15
COOKIE SKILLET our eggless cookie dough baked and topped with vanilla ice cream and sprinkles15
COOKIE DOUGH BITE eggless cookie dough rolled in oreo crumbles & sprinkles2.50
*These items are served raw, undercooked, cooked to order, or contain raw or undercooked ingredients. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness
DRINKS
SEASONAL COCKTAILS
🎄 SANTA SPRITZ aperol, prosecco & an ornament of pomegranate juice
🎄DOUGH HO HO dough ball whiskey, cold brew, simple, bitters & a chocolate chip cookie
🎄YULE MULE titos vodka, lime, cranberry & ginger beer
🎄JINGLE JUICE vodka, aperol, lemon & watermelon red bull
🎄 MINT TO BE rumplemintz, tippy cow, hot chocolate, whipped cream, peppermint chunks
🎄POLAR ESPRESSO MARTINI our grey goose espresso martini all dressed up for the season!
🎄GETTIN' BLITZENED vodka, prosecco, orange liqueur, cranberry & orange
COCKTAILS
THE UMBRELLA steigl grapefruit & vodka
PINK FLAMINGO tequila, pomegranate, lime, soda & jalapeño
BIG ASS LEMONADE 32oz of vodka & lemonade
DIRTY, LIKE YOUR MOM dirty vodka martini
FEELIN' CUTE strawberry vodka, pomegranate, sparkling lemonade & lemon
TRASHY TEA sweet tea & deep eddy lemon airplane bottle
BOOZE CRUISE vodka, prosecco, orange liqueur, cranberry & orange
MULE titos vodka, lime, orange bitters & ginger beer
DIXIE CUP bourbon, mint, orange, cherry, bitters & demerara sugar
PATIO POUNDER patron, watermelon lacroix, pineapple, lime & jalapeño
MEZ'D UP dos hombres mezcal, pineapple, aperol, lemon & jalapeño
APEROL SPRITZ prosecco, aperol & soda
TRAILER PARK QUEEN sparkling wine, st. germain & lemon twist
PARADISE SPRITZ prosecco, aperol, grapefruit & soda
BOOZE-FREE
GINGER BABY seedlip grove, lemon, agave, mint & ginger beer
SPICY NOT-A-RITA seedlip garden 108, pineapple juice, lime juice, demerara syrup & jalapeño
HOT AND UN-BOTHERED seedlip spice, jalapeño, cilantro, cucumber & lime
COS-NO seedlip grove, oj, cranberry syrup & lime
HEINEKEN 0.0
ATHLETIC HAZY IPA
ON DRAFT
BUD LIGHT
MILLER LITE
HAPPY WHEAT
GOOSE ISLAND 312
GOOSE ISLAND - NEON BEER HUG
PACIFICO
STELLA ARTOIS
REVOLUTION - COLD TIME LAGER
🎄GREAT LAKES CHRISTMAS ALE
SEATTLE CIDER
MAPLEWOOD - SON OF JUICE
KONA BIG WAVE
ALLAGASH WHITE
SPACE CAMPER IPA
HALF ACRE - PONY PILSNER
WINE
available in a glass, carafe or bottle
NAPA CELLARS CABERNET
BELLE GLOS PINOT NOIR
LUNTA MALBEC
KIM CRAWFORD SAUVIGNON BLANC
SIMI CHARDONNAY
PORTLANDIA PINOT GRIS
BABICH SAUVIGNON BLANC
YOU PRETTY ROSÉ
PROSECCO
VEUVE CLICQUOT bottle only
BOTS & CANS
CORONA LIGHT
COORS LIGHT
MICHELOB ULTRA
MILLER HIGH LIFE
GUINNESS
DAISY CUTTER
OLD STYLE
MODELO
STIEGL GRAPEFRUIT RADLER
ODELL SIPPIN' PRETTY
MAMITAS SELTZER
WHITE CLAW SELTZER
HIGH NOON SELTZER mango & peach
NÜTRL SELTZER watermelon, orange, and pineapple
HAPPY DAD
6-PACK BUCKETS
BUILD YOUR OWN BEER 6-PACK michelob ultra, modelo, corona light, coors light, and/or old style (*select beers $2 upcharge)
BUILD YOUR OWN SELTZER 6-PACK mamitas, white claw, high noon, nütrl, and/or happy dad grape
FOR A GOOD TIME
🎄 WRECK THE HALLS apple cider, cinnamon whiskey, vodka, honey & lemon
RUBY RED BOMB ruby red grapefruit & stiegl radler
CLAWBONG don't ask, just do it
CHICAGO HANDSHAKE old style & malort
BRUNCH
available saturday- sunday until 3:30p
DRINKS
MIMOSA decent sparkles & good juice
PROSECCO a whole damn bottle of giuliana prosecco with a side of OJ
BOTTOMLESS MIMOSAS $35 per person 10:00a-1:30p (two hour limit)
BLOODY voted as one of chicago's best
MICHELADA our take on a classic, made with modelo
HANGOVER ICED COFFEE cold-brew coffee from the tap with vanilla vodka and rum cream, topped with a donut - make it pumpkin spice for $1
FOOD
BREAKFAST 'ZA* 14" tavern style 'za topped with cracked eggs, bacon, cheddar, & black pepper26
GETTIN' FIGGY WITH IT 14" tavern style 'za topped with goat cheese & fig jelly on our garlic & olive oil base24
TOMATO BAGEL 'ZA 'za topped with heirloom tomatoes, mozzarella provolone, ricotta, basil, everything seasoning, garlic & oil base *add egg for an additional chargesmall 16large 28tavern 28party 37
BUILD YOUR OWN BREAKFAST 'ZA* add egg to any 'za
EGG WHITE TACOS* egg whites, bacon, cheddar & pico. Served with tortilla chips, salsa and guac14
BREAKFAST BOWL* fried eggs, cheesy potatoes, avocado, & pico de gallo, served with bacon & mini quesadillas16
BREAKFAST SANDWICH* cheddar, over-medium egg, canadian bacon, bacon strips, avocado, crispy onions, served with tots & ketchup15
CHICKEN & WAFFLE with honey butter and maple syrup18
AVOCADO TOAST* our house avocado smash, topped with goat cheese and a sunny-side up egg, served with arugula salad12
BREAKFAST BURRITO* potatoes, bacon, fried egg, cheddar & mozz, green chilis, pico de gallo, & sour cream, served with chips salsa & guac15
MONKEY BREAD with a cinnamon sugar glaze11
*These items are cooked to order. Consuming raw or undercooked eggs may increase your RISK of foodborne-illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions
PIZZA
Our pizza is available two ways: classic original crust - crispy outside, chewy inside; Our famous tavern style - extra thin & crispy crust & square cut. All pizzas can be made on gluten-free crust (+$3)
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PEPPERONIpepperoni & marinara small15 tavern26 large27 party35
BBQ CHICKENpepperoni, blackened chicken, bacon, red onions, cheddar & BBQ sauce small17 tavern30 large31 party39
TONYprosciutto, spinach, caramelized onion, sun-dried tomatoes, balsamic, goat cheese & cream cheese small17 tavern30 large31 party39
CURTpepperoni, italian sausage, mushrooms & marinara small16 tavern28 large29 party37
HAWAIIANcanadian bacon, pineapple & marinara small16 tavern28 large29 party37
NADENEcupped pepperoni, ricotta, basil, hot honey & marinara small17 tavern30 large31 party39
CHEESEmozzarella, provolone, parmesan & marinara small14 tavern24 large25 party31
STREET CORNroasted corn, cotija cheese, cilantro, avocado crema, cream cheese, mini tajin bottle small16 tavern28 large29 party37
LINDAspinach, roasted red peppers, red onions, mushrooms, oregano, feta, parmesan, garlic & olive oil small16 tavern28 large29 party37
LANCEartichoke hearts, kalamata olives, spinach, sun-dried tomatoes, roasted garlic, feta, garlic & olive oil small16 tavern28 large29 party37
MIKEitalian sausage, sun-dried tomatoes, red onions, parmesan, spinach-ricotta sauce small16 tavern30 large31 party39
GREGblackened chicken, pepperoni, jalapeños, sour cream, diced romas, green onions, cheddar & cream cheese small17 tavern30 large31 party39
CHICKEN PESTOroasted chicken, caramelized onions, sun-dried tomatoes, shaved parmesan small17 tavern30 large31 party39
CHICKEN RANCHroasted chicken, bacon, tomato, red onions, parsley, cheddar & ranch small17 tavern30 large31 party39
BUFFALO CHICKENbuffalo chicken, celery, carrots, gorgonzola, buffalo sauce, garlic & oil, with a side of ranch & blue cheese small17 tavern30 large31 party39
GETTIN' FIGGY WITH IT14" tavern style 'za topped with mozz/prov, goat cheese & fig jelly on our garlic & olive oil base 24
BUILD YOUR OWN
sm = 10", tavern = 14" xtra thin crust & square cut, lg = 14", party = 18" - substitutions: we can make any small pizza crust gluten-free (& vegan) for $3
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PICK YOUR SAUCE:marinara, spinach/ricotta, BBQ, cream cheese, or ranch small14 tavern24 large25 party31
PICK YOUR TOPPINGSadd any topping from the menu for an additional charge
BUILD YOUR OWN 'ZA
small14tavern24large25party31sm = 10", tavern = 14" xtra thin crust & square cut, lg = 14", party = 18" - substitutions: we can make any small pizza crust gluten-free (& vegan) for $3
PICK YOUR SAUCE:
marinara, spinach/ricotta, BBQ, cream cheese, or ranch
PICK YOUR TOPPINGS
add any topping from the menu for an additional charge