HAPPYTIZERS
GOAT STIX bread sticks served with goat cheese marinara13

MOZZARELLA BREAD STIX served with marinara14

GETTIN' FIGGY WITH IT 14" tavern style 'za topped with mozz/prov, goat cheese & fig jelly on our garlic & olive oil base24

POTATO SKINS pulled pork, bacon bits, cheddar, green onions, diced romas, sour cream, & a side of BBQ honey mustard10

HUMMUS PLATE served with veggie stix & pita13

JALAPEÑO HOMIES cream cheese, bacon, cheddar, tomato & a side of BBQ sauce9

ELOTE DIP chihuahua cheese, peppers, cream cheese, corn, jalapeños & pico de gallo served with chips14

CHIPS & GUAC12

CHIPS & SALSA5

PULLED PORK NACHOS cheddar, pico de gallo, black bean corn salsa, sour cream & guac20

TENDERS BBQ honey mustard & chipotle aioli15

MEATBALLS veal, pork & beef with crostinis, parmesan & marinara16

CHARCUTERIE BOARD trio of meats, cheeses & spreads, served with pretzel sticks, crackers & crostini20

WHIPPED FETA topped with honey & pistachios, served with pita & crostini14

BURRATA served with crostini, figs, sun-dried tomato pesto, basil & balsamic drizzle14

WINGS your choice of buffalo or bbq, served with celery and carrots16
SALADS & SOUPS
make any salad a wrap for $1, add chicken to any salad for $4
CALI mixed greens, cotija cheese, corn, quinoa, avocado, cilantro, pico de gallo, tortilla strips, lime & italian vinaigrette14

KALE CASHEW kale, cabbage, cashews, wontons, zesty ginger cashew vinaigrette14

WELLS STREET mixed greens, avocado, bacon bits, red onions, gorgonzola & lemon poppy seed dressing14
CAESAR* romaine, croutons, parmesan & caesar dressing+ add blackened chicken & sun-dried tomatoes - 411

TRIXIE romaine, cucumbers, red onions, red peppers, croutons, cheddar & ranch14

BUFFALO CHIX romaine, buffalo chicken, cucumbers, carrot, tomato, croutons, red peppers, red onions, tortilla strips & blue cheese dressing18

CRISPY CHICKEN iceberg, crispy chicken, pico de gallo, corn, cheddar cheese, avocado, tortilla strips & chipotle dressing18


MEDITERRANEAN kale, chickpeas, cucumber, pico de gallo, feta, kalamata olives, avocado, hummus & gorgonzola vinaigrette14

WRIGLEY kale, roasted corn, cavatappi pasta, red onions, jalapeño, feta, tortilla strips & our elote dressing14

ROASTED BEET mixed greens, kale, golden and red beets, whipped mascarpone, cashews & lemon vinaigrette14

CHICKEN & LIME SOUP8

TOMATO SOUP8

POTATO SOUP8

NOT PIZZA
DOUBLE SMASH BURGER grilled with onions, cheddar, lettuce, 1000 island & fries18

CHICKEN SANDWICH fried chicken breast, coleslaw, chipotle aioli, pickles, lettuce & fries18

CLUB SANDWICH turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato, cheddar, avocado, roasted garlic aioli & fries17

GRILLED CHEESE DIPPERS served with a side of tomato soup14

SWEET TREATS
THE TRIFECTA 3 lil slices of: fruity pebbles, cocoa pebbles & krispy cake batter ice cream sandwiches (favor one flavor? 2 slices for $8)15
DESSERT BOARD bite size trifecta, cookie dough bites, gummy bears & m&m'ssmall 25large 40
S'MORES SKILLET graham cracker, chocolate & marshmallow, topped with a scoop of ice cream15
COOKIE SKILLET our eggless cookie dough baked and topped with vanilla ice cream and sprinkles15
COOKIE DOUGH BITE eggless cookie dough rolled in oreo crumbles & sprinkles2.50
DRINKS
COCKTAILS
GOIN' NUTS 🎄 peanut butter whiskey, rum cream, cold brew, chocolate drizzle & oreo crumbles

GETTIN' BLITZEN'D 🎄 vodka, prosecco, orange liqueur, cranberry & orange

SANTA'S OLD FASHIONED 🎄 cookie dough whiskey, cold brew, orange bitters, angostura bitters & a mini chocolate chip cookie

MINT TO BE 🎄 peppermint liqueur, vanilla rum cream, hot chocolate, whipped cream & peppermint

COCOA CALIENTE 🎄 tequila, cocoa, cayenne infused simple syrup, whipped cream & sprinkles

GETTIN' TOASTED 🎄 cinnamon whiskey, vanilla rum cream, hot chocolate & whipped cream

POLAR ESPRESSO MARTINI 🎄 our espresso martini all dressed up for the holidays
THE UMBRELLA steigl grapefruit & vodka
APEROL SPRITZ prosecco, aperol & soda
PARADISE SPRITZ prosecco, aperol, grapefruit & soda
BIG ASS LEMONADE 32oz of vodka & lemonade
PINK FLAMINGO tequila, pomegranate, lime, soda, jalapeño
MEZCAL OLD FASHIONED dos hombres mezcal, agave nectar & bitters
MULE vodka, lime, orange bitters & ginger beer
DIRTY, LIKE YOUR MOM dirty vodka martini
PATIO POUNDER tequila, watermelon, pineapple, lime & jalapeño
TRAILER PARK QUEEN sparkling wine, st. germain, lemon twist
FEELIN' CUTE strawberry gin, pama, sparkling lemonade & lemon
DIXIE CUP bourbon, mint, orange, cherry, bitters & demerara sugar
TRASHY TEA sweet tea & deep eddy lemon airplane bottle
SPICY NOT-A-RITA - N/A non-alcoholic seedlip garden 108, pineapple juice, lime juice, demerara syrup and jalapeño
CHICAGO HANDSHAKE if you don't know, you should probably just get it
ON DRAFT
GREAT LAKES CHRISTMAS ALE
HAPPY WHEAT
MAPLEWOOD BAVARIAN DREAM
SEATTLE HONEY CRISP CIDER
BELLS OBERON ECLIPSE
MAPLEWOOD SON OF JUICE
ALLAGASH WHITE
LAGUNITAS LIL SUMPIN' SUMPIN'
GOOSE ISLAND 312
GOOSE ISLAND NEON BEER HUG
HALF ACRE PONY PILSNER
KONA BIG WAVE
SPACE CAMPER IPA
MILLER LITE
BUD LIGHT
WINE
available in a glass, carafe or bottle
HAPPY CAMPER CHARDONNAY
DOUGH CHARDONNAY
ALEXANDER VALLEY CABERNET
LUNTA MALBEC
SUNDAY FUNDAY SAUVIGNON BLANC
PORTLANDIA PINOT GRIS
BELLE GLOS PINOT NOIR
YOU PRETTY ROSÉ
PROSECCO
VEUVE CLICQUOT bottle only
CANS 'N BOTS
ODELL SIPPIN' PRETTY
CORONA LIGHT
MODELO
OLD STYLE
GUINNESS
STELLA
COORS LIGHT
MILLER HIGH LIFE
STIEGL RADLER
DAISY CUTTER
MICHELOB ULTRA
SMIRNOFF ICE
MAMITAS SELTZER
WHITE CLAW SELTZER
HIGH NOON SELTZER
NÜTRL SELTZER
HAPPY DAD FRUIT PUNCH SELTZER
HEINEKEN 0.0 - N/A
6-PACK BUCKETS
BUILD YOUR OWN BEER 6-PACK michelob ultra, modelo, corona light, coors light, and/or old style
BUILD YOUR OWN SELTZER 6-PACK mamitas, white claw, high noon, nütrl, and/or happy dad fruit punch seltzer
FOR A GOOD TIME
RUBY RED BOMB Ruby Red Grapefruit & Stiegl Radler
SLAMMI A shot for a good time (cinnamon whiskey)
CHAMBONG because it's awesome
CLAWBONG don't ask, just do it
MEAT 'ZA
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PEPPERONIpepperoni & marinara small15 tavern26 large27 party35
PETERpepperoni, blackened chicken, bacon, red onions, cheddar & BBQ sauce small17 tavern30 large31 party39
MIKEitalian sausage, sun-dried tomatoes, red onions, parmesan & spinach/ricotta sauce small17 tavern30 large31 party39
TONYprosciutto, spinach, caramelized onion, sun-dried tomatoes, balsamic, goat cheese & cream cheese small17 tavern30 large31 party39
TIMpepperoni, pepperoncini & marinara small16 tavern28 large29 party37
RYANpulled pork, pineapple, jalapeños & BBQ sauce small16 tavern28 large29 party37
MATTcanadian bacon, pepperoni, italian sausage, mushrooms, green peppers, black olives, cheddar & ranch small17 tavern30 large31 party39
CHRISmeatball, giardiniera & marinara small16 tavern28 large29 party37
CURTpepperoni, italian sausage, mushrooms & marinara small16 tavern28 large29 party37
HAWAIIANcanadian bacon, pineapple & marinara small16 tavern28 large29 party37
BENJAMINitalian sausage, green peppers, black olives & marinara small16 tavern28 large29 party37
NADENEcupped pepperoni, ricotta, basil, hot honey & marinara small17 tavern30 large31 party39
VEGGIE 'ZA
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Party
CHEESEmozzarella, provolone, parmesan & marinara small14 tavern24 large25 party31
STREET CORNroasted corn, cotija cheese, cilantro, avocado crema, cream cheese, mini tajin bottle small16 tavern28 large29 party37
PESTOtomato, sun-dried tomatoes, parmesan & pesto small15 tavern26 large27 party35
GAURAVportabellas, sun-dried tomatoes, goat cheese & spinach/ricotta small16 tavern28 large29 party37
LINDAspinach, roasted red peppers, red onions, mushrooms, oregano, feta, parmesan, garlic & olive oil small16 tavern28 large29 party37
TORYtomato, artichoke hearts, roasted garlic, feta, fresh basil, garlic & olive oil small16 tavern28 large29 party37
LANCEartichoke hearts, kalamata olives, spinach, sun-dried tomatoes, roasted garlic, feta, garlic & olive oil small16 tavern28 large29 party37
CHICKEN 'ZA
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Large
Party
GREGblackened chicken, pepperoni, jalapeños, sour cream, diced romas, green onions, cheddar & cream cheese small17 tavern30 large31 party39
CHICKEN RANCHroasted chicken, bacon, tomato, red onions, parsley, cheddar & ranch small17 tavern30 large31 party39
DIME PIECEblackened chicken, fresh jalapeños, chili flakes & cream cheese small17 tavern30 large31 party39
BUFFALO CHICKENbuffalo chicken, celery, carrots, gorgonzola, buffalo sauce, garlic & oil, with a side of ranch & blue cheese small17 tavern30 large31 party39
BUILD YOUR OWN
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tavern
Large
Party
sm = 10", tavern = 14" xtra thin crust & square cut, lg = 14", party = 18" - substitutions: we can make any small pizza crust gluten-free (& vegan) for $3
PICK YOUR SAUCE:pesto, marinara, spinach/ricotta, BBQ, cream cheese, ranch or garlic & olive oil small14 tavern24 large25 party31
PICK YOUR TOPPINGSpick any topping from the menu
BUILD YOUR OWN 'ZA
small14tavern24large25party31sm = 10", tavern = 14" xtra thin crust & square cut, lg = 14", party = 18" - substitutions: we can make any small pizza crust gluten-free (& vegan) for $3

PICK YOUR SAUCE:
pesto, marinara, spinach/ricotta, BBQ, cream cheese, ranch or garlic & olive oil

PICK YOUR TOPPINGS
pick any topping from the menu

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Ring in 2024 at Happy Camper!
New Year’s Eve tickets & tables are now available! Tickets include general admission, a drink package & buffet.
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